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10 Things You Can Do to Spoil Your Family’s Thanksgiving

1. Bring a homeless man you met at the bus stop and tell your family he’s the best chef you’ve ever met and he needs to massage the turkey before anyone eats it.

5. Constantly ask your mother when she stopped loving you.

8. Show up with your new girlfriend, who you constantly refer to as “mother.”

Read all the ways to make this Thanksgiving the worst here!

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